circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

headfirstforieros:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

too bad the total amount would be $1060.42

headfirstforieros:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

too bad the total amount would be $1060.42

accionormality:

bennetanddarcy:

declaration-of-indesupendence:

TumblrPiano1

I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.

omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry

its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’

vivo-deilusiones:

El amor me está llevando a la muerte.

vivo-deilusiones:

El amor me está llevando a la muerte.

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

frerard:

call gerard an asshole one more time i dare you

frerard:

call gerard an asshole one more time i dare you

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

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YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

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pokemon fandom

u ok

ramenlovewithgee:

This guy